Saturday, May 31, 2008
Today was fun but my parents spoiled it all.
Morning, took like 30 mins to get my contacts in.
Finally know how to do it.
Hahaha.
First time what!
Then went to school.
Had dikir barat practice.
It was fun and niceeeeeeeeeeeee.
Tepuk sepuluh,
and "budak bola tak tahu dikir."
XD
Saufi was like so blur while doing the dikir barat,
and he had to be singled out to do it.
Haahhaa.
After that had friday prayers.
After friday prayers,
Had floorball clinic.
Finland players came to train us.
They're like freaking pro.
O.o
And one of them had nice hair.
Brown roots and the rest is blond.
Maybe I should dye like that.
After the clinic, went over to parkway.
Ate with juniors.

Then went to Tampines,
went to the mosque and prayed.
Then met Saufi and Hafidzhin there.
They prayed there too.
Walked back to interchange,
met Fawwaz and Luqman who were incredibly late.
Hahahhaa.
Rushed over the TPJC, for Menifestasi.
All I can say,
is that it was MARVELOUS! AWESOME! .
Bravo the MCS of TPJC!
After that went to eat.
Father called and asked me to go home.
I still went to eat.
Then went home and got screwed.
HP GONE!
DAMNIT.
Why can't they just give me fucking freedom to go out?
Its the fucking holidays.

Anw, to those who don't know.
I'll be going to Indonesia from tmr, to the 12th of June.
12 days.
2 weeks.
That's a long time.
I'm going to miss everyone.
MEMbeRZ.inc
Sarah F.!
Amalina.
Nyimas<3>
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Today was somewhat fun.
Woke up late,
but was still able to get to school on time.
Superman ah beb!
So went to school for the dikir barat thingy.
Since I'm like,
Ketua Budaya and I'm in charge of it.
Luckily,
Hafidz, Saufi and Wisnuh came along with me.
We discussed stuff with Cikgu Marliana and the Aadil guy who's supposed to teach us.
After that, we went over to East Coast to chill out.
Taufik joined us.
We all had a craving for satay XD.



After that, we all went to the food centre to eat.
The Kuay Teow Goreng is freaking nice lahhh.
Go eat!
Hahaha.
After that, me and Taufik left early.
I went over to Aljunied to collect back my headphones from Audio Technica.
Thank god, I didn't get lost again.
ahaha.
I knew where to go already,
so that really decreased the possibility of me being lost. XD
After that,
went to Tampines Street 21,
Went to doctor to get meds,
then went to collect my free trial for the acuvue dailies.
Tmr I'm wearing contacts, watch out people!
But I've been wanting white colour-ed contacts.
It'll look damn ghostly and all.
BUT COOL RIGHT?
Hahaha.
So after that, went home and after bathing and praying,
went for tuition.
I slept during tuition XD.
What can I say, I was tired.

Tmr is like, a busy busy day!
Dikir Barat practise in the morning.
Then floorball clinic with Finland floorball stars at 5.
Then Menifestasi @ TPJC at 7.
DAMN!
But I'm sure it'll be fun(:

6 months, it pretty much worked.
But nobody can stop the feelings of a heart.
All I can say, this is my final apology,
I have given up most hope that things would be the way they used to be.
Maybe it ain't gonna happen.
So yeah, sorry.
12 days, I'm sure you'll manage without me.
I think.
Well then goodbye, good friend.
It has been great.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
What a day.
Let me first do my tag replies.

Ouh-gy-gy !: Hey! Yeah, its been a longlong time since we've talked! Hah, how ya been? Aww, I miss you too! (:
RURY: Yes Rury, I have linked you! Thank me more more more!
Mira: Uhh, yeah I do but I'm not that good at it. So yeah, been practising.
amalina: NO I TANAK CHANGE AMALINA. Songs about prostitution are awesome you know. Hehehe

Today was totally unproductive,
even as a slacking session.
I swear.
Went to school at 9,
Had oral.
I was supposed to be second,
But Farhan came fucking late so I had to go first.
It was okay.
So then,
I spent 2 fucking hours waiting for the rest.
But time seemed to pass by fast enough,
As I spent my time running away from the OM, Mr Chia.
If he caught me, he would get a 5 times combo.
1)Non-school socks.
2)Tapered pants.
3)Non-school belt.
4)Outlandishly-styled hair.
5)Handphone switched on.

So yeah, that's basically why I ran away from him.
Finally they came, had a meeting for MCS on the activities and T-shirt design.
Finished both and at about 1pm,
We braved the rain and boarded 31 to Tampines.
We wanted to go to Parkway,
But somebody insisted on going to Tampines Mall and Century Square.
Idiot.
In the end we had absolutely nothing to do.
I swear it was just a fucking waste of our time.
Like five hours?
I swear, fucking waste of my fucking time!
I thought we would do what we did as usual,
crap and whatever crap that makes us laugh.
But in the end me and Hafidz got pissed off and went off first,
Leaving the others to catch up with us.

Went home, then at 730,
Went to Tampines Mall again, now with family.
Went to Toy's R Us.
Bought stuff for my sister,
then went to Swensens.
Ate the breaded chicken, and some ice-cream I forgot.
So then went home.
Tmr there's this dikir barat thing.
I hope its not gonna be another pissifying day.

And something totally off the point,
my mohawk today was xD.
But I realised that I have a tail.
Hahhaha.
Monday, May 26, 2008
What am I going to do today?
Oh yeah,
I was thinking of repairing my headphones.
At Aljunied.
Who wants to follow?
Heh.
So yeah, I'll be going out later at maybe 2+?
Yeah.
I'm still wondering if I should go with Hafidzhin,
Meet Amalina and erm, another girl/thepartypooper,
at Raffles Place.
Maybe I should.
SHOULD I?
Sheesh now the holidays suck.
:D
Sunday, May 25, 2008
1. Give a random lyric from the song you're listening today?
prostitution is revolution / listen for it in my blogsong

2. Do you think you're approachable?
hmm, if you're a hot girl, I would say yeah.

3. How do you feel about the person?
What person?

4. Do you regret doing anything this week?
This week? Yes.

5. Last awkward moment?
Shouting at my parents.

6. Name 3 things everyone knows about you?
1. I'm known as Vicky
2. I'm a guy
3. I crack lame jokes

7. Who are you missing?
Well, certain people.

8. What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
play along and prank him back.

9. Name someone you know whose name begins with a B:
Bing Yu, who's a bugger.

10. Have you been pressurized to do anything recently?
Yeah. Alot.

11. Do you think the concept of phone sex is stupid?
if you can't see the person, wtf is the point?

12. How many kids do you want?
4!

13. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy & use?
condoms

14. What makes you happy at this moment?
looking at myself. hahahaha jk. people talking to me.


15. What colour are your eyes?
brownish black

16. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
I doubt so.

17. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
below it. heh, middle.

18. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel.

19. When did you last cry?
just now.

20. What's your worst habit?
i think its cracking all those lame jokes. hahaha

21. Who's the last person you hugged?
my little bro!

22. If you could own a non-traditional pet, what would it be?
a real life person. hahaha

23. Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
neither! ok, pain.

24. Do you find it easier to forgive or forget?
forgiving is easier, forgetting is hard.

25. Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break their heart?
wouldn't you?

26. Have you ever taken anyone/anything for granted?
hell yeah.

27. Do you hate being alone?
sometimes I like being alone.

28. Has anyone ever broken your heart?
nope. I have broken hearts.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
When life brings you down,
you pick up the pieces and make sure you get up again.
But when it brings you down too much,
it'll leave deep emotional scars.
What have I done wrong?
I worked my best, my hardest.
It was hard.
But they aren't happy.
They want better and better.
They don't understand.
Why don't they do the fucking exams?
My brain ain't holy.
It can't do everything.
Remember everything.
I can't get everything right.
I improved in English, in A Math, in E Math.
Still, they're not happy.
They did things to me.
Why?
Why can't they understand?
Save me from all this.
I want to fly away,
fly away, to a place far far away.
Start life anew.
Life, life, life.
Nothing but a load of bullshit.
I guess Karma really hit me hard this time.
And to that person who's heart was scarred by me.
You know who you are.
I'm sorry.
Really, truly sorry.
I don't know how I'm going to look at your face anymore.
After all that had happened.
Sorry.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Firstly, I'd like to reply to Saufi.
Well, it was like, mostly you who played my PSP.
So yeah, I assumed it was only you who played.
Heheh.

Today was like THE LAST DAY OF TERM 2.
Shithead day.
Well, part of it anw.
The rest was fun(:
Thanks to memberz.
Starting of the day,
there was a sending off of Mrs Bala who'd been teaching at VS for 14 years.
So yeah, Victorians made alot of sound effects.
And Mr Chia was being corny.
Hahaha.
So went back to class,
as usual didn't stay in class.
Went to 3D to talk to my friends.
Then Mrs Leow came into the class.
Gave out report cards.
My results suck.
LI15, 26.
Can't even get me into any JC.
I shall work my heart out next term.
I shall study during the holidays!
(:
So then she wanted to teach biology.
I was like, WTF?
Its after the exams.
last day of school.
She still wants to fucking teach?
So right in front of her, I got up, left my seat, walked out of the classroom and went to 3D.
So I stayed there while my class suffered in bio.
Heheheh.
So after she left, I went back into the class.
Weeheee.
Lepak-ed and psp-ed till 1045, where we had recess.
And we were released at 1120,
could go home.
So we bus-ed to tampines, and went to Saufi's house.
Borrowed his jeans xD.
I'm not used to jeans, because I usually wear skinnies.
HOLYCRAP(:
So then went for Friday prayers at Gufran.
After that took 65 and went to Vivocity.
The journey took so freaking long!
We managed to catch up on sleeping time xD.
Reached there, just walked around and looked for stuff.
Then went to the rooftop.
Played around with water and got soaked(:
And we hid people's slippers.
Heh.
So after that, went to Banquet and ate.
Thanks Farhan and Hafidzhin for the treat!
After that, went to Marina Square.
Bought Hafidz's wallet.
Then went to Esplanade rooftop,
and slacked.
It was so peaceful and dark.
Perfect ah.
Just lay down and stared at the sky.
At 930, I left on my own.
PSP-ed all the way home.

Coz baby, I've not felt that feeling in a longlong time.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Champions League Final
Today and yesterday was fun!
So yesterday, after school went to Parkway as usual.
Then we went to East Coast.
Me, Ziyad, Hafidz, Fawwaz, Taufik and Farhan.
Just to think and destress.
I was gazing out for quite some time,
thinking about the problems that plague my heart.
I still have no idea how to solve them.
But nevermind, I shall do my usual and look on the bright side.
But I can't help but think and think and think.
After that, me, Taufik and Farhan went to the arcade above the bowling alley.
Played for some time.
Then went back to the seaside and began thinking again.
At about 530, left East Coast.
We were discussing about the ghostly experience that happened on Monday XD
Reached home at 7, then discovered some of them wanted to watch the Champion's League Finals at Fawwaz's house.
So I asked my parents and they allowed.
Happy ah, what else.
So packed bag and stuff,
Went out of the house at 10.
Waited for 292 for 20 minutes and it never came, so I decided to walk.
Lucky I was talking to Aqida or else I would have died of boredom there and then I tell you.
So walked to Tampines Interchange.
Took 65 to Fawwaz's house.
Reached there at about 11.
So yeah, only me, Ziyad and Farhan came.
The rest canceled last minute because of some reasons.
So we stayed up, watching vids on youtube and playing psp.
At 2am, we went over to a coffee shop and just sat down and stoned while waiting for the match to start.
Sorry Nyimas for waking you up at 2!
Heh(:
So yeah, me and Ziyad were the hardcore ones.
We stayed up all the way till 530 while the other two dozed off after half-time.
Sadly, Chelsea lost to Man U.
But Chelsea should have won.
They relegated from the second half onwards.
And Terry, you let us down! ):
But heck, there's still next season!

So after the match ended at 530,
we rushed back to Fawwaz's house.
Bathed and prayed and had breakfast.
Then went out of his house and got ourselves a cab to school.
We wanted to book at taxi, but the machine told us that the taxi would come in 729 minutes XD.
Reached school, was like dozing off already.
I swear, we were lucky it was Arts Day.
In the auditorium, when they switched off all the lights,
everybody's handphones/mp3s came out.
Some people were even playing psp.
Like Saufi who was playing mine.
XD
For me, I just listened to music and fell asleep.
Damn nice, in air-con summore.
Then they asked us to move to the hall.
There, I put my bag on the floor,
but my head on my bag.
And lay down and slept all the way till we were dismissed.
Haaha.
I was tired, what can I say.
After school, went to Parkway as usual.
Then went home.
Tmr's the last day of school!
Maybe going vivo.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Eeyerr, my exam results are screwed to the maximum ah siol!
Today got papers back.

English Paper 1 - 44/60
English Paper 2 - 19/50
Biology - 72/110
Malay Paper 1 - 62/90
Malay Paper 2 - 68.5/105
Geography - 10/30
SS - 13/30

I swearrrrrr. I suck.
English paper 1, topped the class.
Paper 2?
Totally flunked it, got one of the lowest in class.
Biology was okay lah.
Top 10 in class.
Malay paper 1 & 2, I guess it was okay.
Geography and SS, I have absolutely nothing to say.
Fuck it.
Stressed.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Just got home from East Coast.
Cycling with Hafidz, Ziyad, Fawwaz, Taufik, Wisnuh and Suafi.
Saufi left us early.
And I will update more tmr.
Lets just say, the cycling was eventful.
Eventful in a freaky way.
There were events which were, lets just say,
freaky.
Not human.
Seriously.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Yesterday had the tournament at Republic Poly.
It was okay.
Didn't manage to qualify for semis.
Hahah.
After that went to eat at Banquet at Causeway Point,
with Kwek, Clement, Hidayat and another guy.
After eating and talking, we came to a conclusion.
Woodlands got alot of minahs!
But yeah, hot ones ah mostly.
And there was this one girl with one whole bunch of mats.
The mats had tatoos and all.
And a conversation sprung up between the four of us.
"Eh her chest so big sia"
"Elehhh, that one confirm use newspaper then spray paint."
"Go and die lah, seriously damn big sia."
"You think she virgin?"
"Obviously not lah. Look at the company she's with. You think she still virgin ah?"
"Might not be what! Don't make random accusations ah."
Then they get up and walk away.
The others look at her.
"Ok, I admit, confirm not virgin."
HAHAHAHA.
What sicksick convo that was.
After that, went home.
Everyone slept in 168.
So tiring ah, the tourny.
Reached home and stoned.
O.o

Today was like, lol.
Had madrasah exams.
There were MCQ questions.
Flip the coin ah, what else.
Hopefully luck's on my side.
The other questions all I hentam.
Went home for a while,
the went to aunt's house to meet my new nephew.
Cute!
So smalllllll.
Here are his pics.

I'll teach my new nephew to grow up like me.
Not like his attitude nyer brother.
Hahahaha.
Evil me evil me.
He'll be a high baby like me!
But I'm no baby.
Ok, he'll be high and retarded like ME!
Heh(:
Went back home then went to Restu with cousins and aunts and uncles!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Another fun time.
BUT UNLUCKY SHIT HAPPENED.
My limegreen headphones spoil.
I hope the warranty will be able to be used.
Heh.
Anw, watch this video!
Cute I tell you.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Eeyer, today was depressing depressing.
Got back results.
Here are the results,

E Math: 68/100
A Math: 70/100
Physics: 50/100
Chem : 46/100

I swear I'm damn disappointed with E Math.
Like most of the class got A1 lah!
I was one of the 3 who got B3.
=.=''
For A Math, I am satisfied.
Hey, when else do you get to do better in A Math than E Math?
And Mr Zuraimi said to me,
"Haziq, congrats!"
So yeah, I guess he was surprised too.
For physics and chem, I was actually expecting to fail.
So yeah, I was like not surprised.

After school and friday prayers,
went with Ziyad, Hafidzhin, Fawwaz, Farhan and Huda to TM.
Went to watch "congkak".
It was okay.
But the sound effects were like extra man.
Make us all jump.
Heheh.
And what else would happen when you're in a room filled with frightened people?
Mr Skelly come out ah aboden.
Hahahaha.
Fun shit.
And sheesh, tmr I have this tournament at Republic Poly from 10am-6pm.
That's like omfg long ah.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I cannot.
I repeat.
CANNOT.
Stay at home for one whole day.
I.need.to.go.out.
Like the past two days I got home way past 10pm.
So yeah, it was enjoyable.
Today was spent rotting at home.
I swear, when I'm at home.
All types of problems surface.
When I'm out with members,
nothing will ever be a problem.
It'll be pure fun.
That's what I love.
So today wasn't exactly one of the brightest days in my life.
But nevermind, there's school tmr.
Can meet members!
Plus we'll be going out again, I hope(:
Everwhere.
Today was another funfun day!
We had no school, heh.
So, first went off early at about 945 to go to Joemil's at Roxy Square to cut my hair.
But by 1115, the shop still hadn't opened.
So I met up with Hafidzhin and went to school.
There, we met with the members,
excluding Saufi, Luqman and Fawwaz.
Went to Republic Poly to their open house.
Had to, because Mr Amir asked all the floorball guys to go.
And so, we dragged along the members ah,
aper lagi.
It was quite interesting?
Yeah.
Got to know the courses there.
But I'm still aiming for JC.
Sorry ah RP!
After that, we thought we could go off from RP itself.
But Mr Amir said we can only take the bus back to school.
So took it, then went to solat at MKS.
Changed into our home clothes,
then took 48 and met Saufi at Bugis.
Met him, then waited for Musya.
Haha Mr Skelly amacam Musya!
So after she came,
we went to Masjid Sultan first.
Prayed and then continued on to Bugis Street.
Hafidzhin had to buy smth.
I was looking out for stuffs to buy.
And we members decided to make a T-shirt!
But we couldn't get plain t-shirts.
Maybe tmr.
So then, went over to Orchard.
Solat Maghrib at Al-Falah, then continued looking around for stuffs.
I scared Musya over and over again, with Mr Skelly.
Hahahaha.
After like a freaking long time,
we went to Far East Plaza and ate!
Nasi Katil XD.
Oh, and we sang Musya a b'dae song even though it wasn't her b'dae.
And she got a free plate of rice.
Hahahaha.
I swear we were laughing like hell.
After Far East Plaza, we decided to go home.
So yeah, we parted ways with Hafidz and Musya who had to go towards Jurong East.
The rest of us, me Saufi Farhan Taufik Wisnuh, went back to the East.
And now, home sweet home ah.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
End of exams
Finally, exams are freaking over!
I swear I'll fail Physics.
Like wtfh were the questions?
That's beyond O' Levels, I swear.

After the paper, had a meeting for the MCS.
Malay Cultural Society.
I have nooooo idea when I joined.
But the members all join, aku pon join ah eh!
We had like a freaking long meeting.
We were getting hungry.
After the things were done,
we went over to Tampines Macdonalds to eat.
So after that,
Me, Taufik and Farhan went over to Safra,
to go play LAN.
Played CS.
At first the uncle didn't allow us, coz we were in half-school uniform.
In other words, school pants and inside t-shirt.
After that, we went to the toilet.
Armed with my skinnies, Taufik went in first.
Hahhaa.
He had to outside clothes, thus I had to lend him my white skinnies.
Lucky I had shorts.
Farhan had his black skinnies and shirt.
So yeah, I bet the uncle was wondering if he'd seen us 3 minutes ago with school uni.
Heh.
Played for 1 hour,
then went over to Taufik's house first.
There we did some crap.
Then the rest of them, Saufi, Hafidz, Ziyad and Wisnuh came over.
Unfortunately, Fawwaz couldn't follow because of some reasons.
So yeah, after they came,
We went to swim at the pool!
It was damn fun I swear.
We played till about 630.
Then went over to the skating rink.
Where we played soccer.
Taufik scored a last-minute goal!
Basket nyer.
Hahaha.
After that, went back up to his house and bathed and prayed.
After eating, we went back down and sat by the poolside.
Talked about some stuff.
I swear, that was such a nice time.
I loved that moment.

Haiz, I don't understand my parents.
I told them I'd be home late.
Can't I destress?
Not like I'm out with girls.
I'm out with my best buddies!
Not like they're some mats.
And we were talking about some sensible stuff.
Not like we were talking about sex.
I seriously don't understand.
My exams have ended.
I want to destress.
I have no school tmr.
So what's the big deal?
Nevermind, I shall still continue going out late,
with my bestest best buddies.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
I'll post after exams.
Cheers!
Thursday, May 08, 2008
FUCK AH FUCK AH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I SCREWED UP CHEMISTRY.
Tomorrow's A-Math.
God, its scary.
Eeeyerrr.
AND I GOT MY BELOVED PHONE BACK!
Just when I was really tempted to call Sony Ericsson,
And ask them if they were planning to give me back my phone on Christmas.
I shall mug like a fug today.
That didn't really make sense.
Everybody pray that A Math will be good!
Give me all your luck!
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
DIE CHEMISTRY TMR.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Today was happy day.
Hahaha.
English was relatively easy.
I just hope I won't get 5/25 like I did for CA1.
E Math, was surprising.
It was easier than I expected!
:D
After school, went to Parkway with the summarised gang.
Only Farhan, Ziyad, Wisnuh and Hafidzhin.
Oh, Taufik and Azmi joined us later on.
Went to pray then went to challenger to look for in-ear earphones for Farhan.
I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS IN PARKWAY CHALLENGER!
*winks*
Right guysssss?
You all know what happened.
Heh.
After that went home.
Oh, saw Marissa and Yaisyah when we were leaving parkway.
Then at KFC, met Suhaila and Jian Ning.
So coincidental.
NOW I GOTTA STUDY BIO.
Diediedie.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Today was BULLSHIT
At the first 30 minutes upon reaching school.
As many as 3 Indians pissed me off.

First one, he was blocking like one whole line of cars.
Is he like some bloody cinderella?
Need to take freaking AGES to get out of the car.
I felt tempted to take out the magical finger.

Second one, was the class bastard.
Theanesh S/O Elango.
If you read this, I DARE YOU TO SUE ME FOR DEFAMATION, YOU ONE BASTARD.
What have I done to you?
The others kept on disturbing you,
but I took no part in it.
And this morning,
He told me,
"Haziq, you're screwed. Never hand in Physics Workbook. Die."
Sounds fishy doesn't it?
Especially when he's the physics rep.
I clearly remembered handing it on time, completed.
If not, what would it be doing under my table?
I would have brought it home to revise wouldn't I?
One heck of a lying bastard.
Screw your mom.
You too.

Third one, with me already being pissed,
Was the head prefect.
Him with his voice and KPKB attitude.
I feel like punching him.

And no, i'm not trying to say all Indians in my school are bad.
There are some very good ones!

English paper 1 was pretty easy.
I got happy.
Then it came to Malay.
One word, wait two!
MAMPOS AKU.
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Damn, man.
What did I do?
And you snapped at ME?
I got three beautifool words man.
What The Fuck.

Nevermind, its fucking great.
Time to study!
I've got enough problems in my hands now.
madrasah tsk
Omg, today was nice.
I went for 'madrasah'.
Well, some people know what I mean.
If you don't know,
thats YOUR problem.

Yesterday was yawnification time.
What I mean, it was damnnnnnn boring.
I studied slept ate and nothing else.
Goddamnit.
I WANT TO STUDY!
kaydahbye.

Somebody just sent me an email.
Lemme show all of you.

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Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
REPLY TO: williambens01@hotmail.com

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE
FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN
RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE
HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED
TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR
PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE
LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL
REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT
THE MAXIMUM IS $2,000USD, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY
PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS
DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER.
MR BEN WILLIAMS
williamsben011@hotmail.com
phone:+2348039546127
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1.FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. COUNTRY/ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
USD.10 MILLION AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR
YOUR INFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH
ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING
YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE
THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY
DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF
IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS
(ATM-8027) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS
CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

KINDEST REGARDS,
MR. RICHARD SMITH.
SENATE PRESIDENT.
ATM CARD-8027 PAYMENT ADVICE!
REPLY TO: williamsben011@hotmail.com


Now, let me show you MY reply I sent.
A very good day to you. From what I knew, my ancestor who was your ancestor who gave birth to a lying dog from which you descended from owed me US$100 billion for my help in sticking his head in the ground and discovering that they was oil on Mars. I would like to clarify if you got the amount right, and I hope you will get back to tell me more of your lies in the future.

1. Barbie Bin Laden
2. 1800 - FUCK - YOU
3. Your loose vagina, Mr Ben William street, Uzbekistan, The round thing you call the world.
4. I'm 12 and I work as a prostitute.

Please reply to me ASAP as I want to see how much more money you can cheat me and would you like a nice little quickie after giving me your money? I wouldn't mind. After all, I AM a prostitute. Just make sure you send it to the right address. I wouldn't want it to get into other people's loose vaginas wouldn't I?

Fuck you sincerely(:
Barbie Bin Laden

Its irritating getting these types of emails everyday.
Sheesh.

Friday, May 02, 2008
Social Studies & Malay paper 1
Jian Ning, fuck you!
You're like some fucking stalker.
Get out of my life chibai.

Today was higggggggggggggggggh.
First had social studies exam.
Die die never complete.
Then the 1hr break was spent as usual,
with my good good friends.
Then had Malay paper 1.
It was good, I guess.
My story was like long but exciting :D
Then, went for solat Jumaat.
We alim people.
*Imagines halo on our heads*
After that, we crashed at parkway!
Ate at KFC.
Saw Ameera.
Then went to Roxy Square, coz some people wanted to cut hair.
I want to wait till the end of term, because I wanna cut tribal.
But it was fun today.
I laughed alot and got reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal HIGH!
After that, took 197 alone.
I had to go dental at Kembangan.
Went.
Got my braces tightened.
PAIN!
I was grimacing man.
After that, met Shafaat and Wak Mar in MRT.
Coincidence man.
Then met Abg Daniel at Tampines MRT.
It was like some mini family gathering man.
Meeting everybadeh.
HAHAHA.

/edit.
Watch this!
Damn funny, I swear!
Thursday, May 01, 2008
chelsea vs liverpool
CHELSEA VS LIVERPOOL
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINALS
3-2

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I'm so happy.
Hurray chelsea!
MAN U, WATCH YOU BACK!
Chelsea gonna beat you updownleftrightfrontcentresideside.
We'll beat you again Man U!

TODAY WILL BE SPENT STUDYING.
Sad.
I must study.
STUDY.

And Sarah Fadhuah binte Muhammad Sadiq Toh has no life!
She keeps on swearing.
So NOT ladylike.
Haahaha.
And she didn't want to go Changi Beach.
YET AGAIN COZ SHE HAS NO LIFE.
Yayzxszxszxszx.
Sarah no lifeeeeee.
And I pranked her.
Hahahhahaa