Today was fun!
:D
But first off, I would like to say.
My sister is the cleverest fucker on earth.
First she spreads a rumour about me and shaleen.
Now, she spreads a rumour about me being GAY.
Smart asshole.
Lucky I have reliable sources from TKGS.
I wonder what I have even done to her,
apart from being a brother that never gets angry easily.
And the reward I got?
Rumoursrumoursrumours.
I feel like beating her up again.
But she's got Lit exam tmrw, so I won't.
But I swear,
She's the best fucker you can find on earth.
Nice.

Today, had cyber awareness talk for 1 hour plus.
Then got into class and had Bio.
After recess, had Physics.
I had to stand coz I fell asleep halfway through.
Hahah.
The wind was just so nice and the next thing I knew I had to stand. =D
After that had EMath.
Interesting I should say.
After school, went around with Hafidz and the rest.
Went to see their bahas thingy.
Then went for Science tuition.
Pretty uneventful.
But after tuition, me and my friend were blasting techno.
Then the girls from St. Anthony's were looking at us like O.o
Hahahaha

/edit.
I can't believe it lol.
My class is going to be released at 9.35am tmrw,
to support the cricket finals!
Haha so fun.
But we gonna be back at school at around 1?
Yeap.
And sheesh, my front teeth are hurting.
I eat painkillers also still hurting.

Today was quite....
Ok?
Malay, had some pidatur thingy.
But we ended up discussing very off-topic;
the outing we had yesterday.
Brought back many nice, fun and sick memories.
Hahaha.
And we were spamming Gatsby Moving Rubber on everyone's hair!
Lol.
Malay ate up 15 minutes into biology!
But I didn't mind.
I didn't really want to see Ms Leow's face anyway.
But when we came back to class, she wasn't there!
I was beginning to get all happy and excited.
But,
SHE WALKED IN.
Damn.
She apologised for being late and proceded to teach.
Then went to the lab to do experiment.
I swear, we were just playing around with the apparatus, starch and diastase.
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
But it was fun anyway.
After recess, had english.
I was hoping Ms Koh didn't come.
She didn't!
But guess who replaced her?
The person/old hag who taught us english last year.
MRS RAMA!
Omg.
She came so early for lesson, right when the bell rang.
I came in about 3 mins late.
When I walked in and saw her,
I went like "What the fuck."
And just stoned in my seat.
But I guess that her teaching is useful.
I got to sleep for 3 periods.
Hooray to her.
After school, went solat.
Then went doctor for chemical peeling.
Then went home!

Whoa zomg.
I'M NOT EMO LAH.
I'M NOT MAT.
Sheesh.
I'm pissed off with my phone.
From recess till now, it won't switch on!
Tomorrow I'm going to Sony Ericsson to get it fixed.
Today was fun!
After school, that is.
We had malay oral at 3.30,
and ended school at around 1.40.
So me, Saufi, Hafidz, Ziyad, Afi, Luqman, Hamzah and Dzafir went to parkway.
Ate at BK.
Long time since I've eaten there,
then we went back to school and reached malay class at 3.45.
There weren't many people though.
So after waiting and crapping about most of the time,
I did my malay oral.
I can say that it was ok.
I got abit blurr at the end.
But overall, it was ok.
After everyone had finished,
we wanted to do some more filming.
But Ms Sharma had gone home for the day,
and no other teacher wanted to act as a mom.
So, cikgu decided to blanja us at Banquet!
Me, Saufi, Hafidz, Ziyad, Fawwaz, Wisnuh and Azmi.
So, we went to pray first, then went to Parkway.
It was soooooooooo fun there.
Ate talked played joked crapped!
Hahaha.
Cikgu had alot of laughs lol.
Then, when we were on our way back on bus 76,
we got scolded for playing around lol.
We were merely playing among ourselves!
Hahah.
Went to Masjid Kg Siglap to pray.
Then took 31 back home.
Reached home uber late.
LOL.

Ok, if you all were guessing who came up with the idea of the purple mercedes,
IT WAS ME!
Hahaha.
Thank you for participating in our prank calls.
Please pick up your phone again.
*BOWS IN FRONT OF ROARING CROWD*
What good imagination I have.

You have been a very very good friend to me.
I appreciate whatever you have done.
You've listened to all my complains, my daily stuff, gossip(O.0) and lame jokes!
And you have also done the same to me.
So I bet we understand each other well kankankan?
HAHAH.
And I hope you'll like the shades I bought for you!
Remember, Ziyad, Hafidz, Fawwaz and Saufi chipped in for the total cost.
And I hope you'll have a good year ahead of you.
Good luck for EVERYTHING you have ahead of you.
And thanks for everything you've done!
Have a very good 15th Birthday Amalina! <3

Today, school was enjoyable.
We had some ACE programme training during EMATH period.
Then PE, we played rugby!
And it wasn't touch, it was contact rugby.
I swear although it was tiring, it was veryvery fun.
I remember, there was one time I got the ball,
ran around and dodged everybody,
jumped over 2 guys who were about to tackle me,
and did a sliding touch down.
So dramatic!
HAHAHAHA.
After PE, had recess.
After recess, had Social Studies.
Had lecture in AVA room.
After SS, had english.
But english, Ms Koh didn't come, so we had to do some situational writing.
After doing it, I fell fast asleep.
Hahah.
After school, went with Saufi to Parkway to buy Amalina's present.
I didn't know what to buy for her at first.
But went to 77th street and soon knew what to buy.
Hahah.
After that, went over to Ziyad's house for some filming.
Saufi had to go for Sports Heats, so I went with Ziyad, Hafidz, Fawwaz and Wisnuh at first.
We prayed first, then ate and then prayed asar. Hahah.
After that, Dzafir came to Ziyad's house.
Me and Fawwaz went to pick up Saufi at the bus stop.
He walked from the interchange, lol.
Then, we bought some ice cream, treated by Dzafir.
Went back to Ziyad's house.
Everybody ate their ice cream!
Then, we started the filming.
I'm the main actor.
O.o
Popular sia.
Hahahaha.
All I can say is that the filming is a big success.
Ziyad, Hafidz, Fawwaz and Wisnuh did a good job making the storyline!
So then, we prayed Maghrib and slacked around for a while.
After slacking, we did some prank calling..
It was uber fun.
Really destressed me alot!
Thanks friends(:

This is NOT good.
Everyone is calling me mat.
I am doing a public denial now.
I AM NOT AND WILL NOT BE A MAT
Stop calling me a mat, seriously!
Shaleen, I'm not a mat!
Kak Syidah, I'm not mat-ty. And my mouth is ok already. The braces are goooooood. Lawl.
Hamzah, kelab melayu rabak is a kelab which has members who are damn rabak in malay. Geddit?

So today, after assembly had CE-TT.
Lol, only 2 groups presented their powerpoints.
My group hasn't even started.
After that had bio.
It was interesting, I should say.
I have made a new resolution for term 2!
PAY MORE ATTENTION IN EVERY LESSON.
After recess, had Physics.
Mr Imran thought I had something in my mouth, lol.
So paiseyh.
It was actually my braces causing a problem.
Hahah.
After 3 long periods of physics, I was already feeling the fatigue.
So E-Math came.
I TRIED to stay awake.
I tried very hard.
But unfortunately, I couldn't.
I gave into the temptation of deep slumber.
So nice to sleep hahahah.

ehhhhhh
ama akan membuat catatan di diara maya anda dalam bahasa melayu kali ini!

MUHAMMAD HAZIQ BIN AZMI
mana ada awak membatu stokin saya huh ("rock my socks")
merepek macam kerepek (lemau)
awak takda kerja lain terperanjatkan orang kankankan
merepek takda balasan lah
JAMIN ADA PUNYERRRRRRR
tapi reaksi ama cepat jugak ya
dapat menampar dengan begitu kuat mulut haziq
yang penuh dengan besi itu
haha sakit tak?
PADAN MUKA!
okay dah penat ah membuat catatan diara maya dalam bahasa melayu.
kena banyak fikir hahahaha
walau bagaimanapun, bahasa melayu ama boleh tahan ya.
eh haziq kita perlu melebihkan ahli kelab baru kita
KELAB MELAYU RABAK!
siapa yang ingin sertakan diri sila memberitahu haziq hahahaha

ok dah lah cukuppp

OMG BITCHHHHHH!
haziq i hate youuuuuu
i hate you for scaring me just now
and making me scream at KFC
APER SEHHHHHHHHH
takpa
i shan't bother tryna get you back
KARMA WILL BITE YOU BACK IN THE ASSSSSSS (:
eh and rmb tues ah
MUSTMUSTMUST REMEMBER SPECIAL DAYYYY!

okay ama's wayyyy high.

I OWE HAZIYAH A BLOGPOST ON SEC 3 OVERSEAS ADVENTURE CAMP!
And she's threatening to smack me if I still don't update.
HAHA.
Let me talk about yesterday.
Went to school, wearing a jacket.
Still felt sick.
So reached hall,
assembly and shit.
People like Wei Jian, JonPhay, Yi Wei and Farhan asked me to flash a smile.
HAHA.
Discovered VS hockey had lost to SAS 3-0.
Sad lah, but I know they did their best.
BAIK VS!
Went back to class and had chem.
But I talked to JonPhay and Yi Wei most of the time.
Damn funny ah.
Hahahaha.
They were all laughing at the way I talk.
Curse them.
After that had Social Studies.
"SOsial studies."
It was ok I guess.
Recess, I suffered ok!
I tried eating a donut but failed.
So, managed only to take saufi's chicken and some veggies.
Drank milo.
Then, went back up to class.
Had Malay, but cikgu didn't come.
The "lesson" was damn fun.
Throwing around plasticine. XD
That's a picture of me in class.
I was feeling weird, coz of the braces in my mouth.
That explains the open mouth.
XD
After malay, had A Math.
It was ok.
After school, Mac'd with Yi Wei, Syakir and Si Hao.
I stole their fries!
Hahahaha.
Then went for Math Tuition.
Tuition techer also laughed at me because of the way I spoke!
Damnit.
Escaped early from tuition, because I had to go to Bugis!
Went home, bathed, prayed and then rushed to Bugis.
I was 30 minutes late in meeting my cousins.
Hahaha.
Went to swensens, where Abg Fairuz treated us!
Cool.
Reached home at about 10pm.

Today, woke up at 10.
Bathed, ate and rested.
Went for Friday Prayers at Masjid Istighfar.
After that, there was a forum on Islam.
My dad stayed and listened, and I did too.
It was very useful.
After that, I went home and slept.
And now, I'M BORED.
Damn.
Hahahah.

Fuuyoh.
I put on my braces already.
I spent the whole day resting.
My headache is worsening!
Ill update some other time.
I wanna rest now.

Damnit, I'm sick!
I got MC for today and tmrw.
I'm not happy.
I'll miss out alot of lessons!
Nevermind, I can always study on my own.
I'll update again later.
The headache's coming back.

First day of term 2!
It was ok I guess.
Started off with CE-TT,
where we had this activity to guess the festivals.
It was something like charades.
After that, had bio.
I couldn't be bothered to pay attention.
But having the aim NOT TO FAIL this time round,
I was a good boy and listened in class.
After recess, we had physics.
It was pretty interesting.
Except for the fact that Mr Imran caught me with a lollipop in my mouth.
And for not wearing shoes and socks.
It was hot, what can I say.
My feet NEED ventilation!
After 3 periods of Physics, we had E-Math.
E-Math is fun.
I like!
But by the halfway through the lesson, I got a splitting headache,
and I was starting to shiver, in like 35 degrees Celcius room temperature.
Was suppose to have Science tuition after school,
but I decided to go home, since I was in a very bad state.
So, went home with Luqman.
Saw a pretty TKGS girl and the hot KC girl.
Hahahaha.
Just saying, means nothing!
Took 292, my mum boarded the bus 2 stops away from the interchange.
She didn't notice me until we got at the bus stop where we had to alight.
Lol.
Went home, changed and slept till 7+.
Then my dad woke me up to solat Maghrib.
After that, ate and took meds.
After this, I'm going to rest again!

Faz, I know I suck.
But what exactly do I suck?
Can suck many things you know.
Lollipop, sweet.
And about me being a bastard.
I have a father.
Why, jealous?
I'm sorry that you have no father.
Your mum must be lesbo.
I pity you for that.

Happy Birthday Bossman!
Happy Birthday Syahirah!

Bossman is 15 today, and Syahirah's 14.
What should I get for both of them, plus Nyimas?
Haha.
I'm finally starting on my holiday homework.
E Math is pretty simple.
But A Math is going to be a killer!
I just hope I can finish all my homework on time.
Kk, I should continue with it.
=D

Hello people!
I'm back to my sane self!
Anyway, yesterday, I forgot to put something up.
So for yesterday,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIDYA KHAIRIANI BTE KAMAL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYIMAS NURUL AIDA!
Lucky birds, both turned 14 yesterday.
They will be the same age as me for around 4 months.
Tak fair betul.
SOOOOOO,
today, went for a chalet from about 3pm.
Got back at around 9.45pm.
Tmrw going again.
I'll keep this short, because I want to update on camp and Malacca trip!

HELLO WORLD!
I know my blog is rusty to the maximum,
and as you notice, even the dinosaur is only bones now.
Eh, it always has been that way.
LAME LAH HAZIQ.
I smack your blardy face.
Anyway, I came back from camp on Saturday.
And before I knew it, I was off to Malacca on Sunday, with family.
Gosh, busy sial!
I will update by Friday I promise you buggers!
Because tmrw, I have training from 8.30am till god knows what time,
and then a chalet!
1 week break with alot of activities,
AND 0% OF HOMEWORK COMPLETED.
Haziq, you're the best.
Hohoho.
And you know, people usually have a TO DO LIST.
I wanted to modify with this;

HAZIQ'S NOT DONE LIST

But unfortunately, Blogger had to be an irritating faggot so I had to do it classically.

HAZIQ'S NOT DONE LIST

Hello all!
I'm going for a 4D3N overseas adventure camp from tmrw till Saturday!
I will miss everyone, lol!
But you faggots can still sms me, but no guarantees that I will reply!
Hahah.
=D