Readers of my blog.
All of you are my witnesses!
I hereby announce,
I will start my goal,
to be single for at least six months.
STARTING FROM TODAY,
31ST JANUARY 2008, 9PM.
And I shall stay single until,
30TH JUNE 2008, 9PM.

I will not break this resolution of mine.
I WILL NOT.
I'm tired of this relationship shit.
Its time to start afresh.

Today, was pretty fun.
PE did badminton.
I suck at it.
Hahahaa.
After school, we had Bio practical makeup,
for those who skippped last Friday.
It was pretty slack.
So after that, went to pray and eat abit.
Went for training and played around first.
Lucky, it was B Div training.
No C Div boys.
So, it was fun, and not at all stressful.
I was very on-form today.
We did well.
And I made a powerhouse line today hahaha.
Me, Hamzah and Clement.
Clement and me can cooperate well in defense,
and we two can pass to Hamzah, who receives the ball good,
and then we can attack.
We scored a few goals against Haseef, Fadhil and Kwek.
Happy happy.
Hahahaha.
And we discovered, jersey this year is Adidas!
White and red.
Soooooo freaking nice.
I think I'll have to buy new Adidas court shoes hahahaha.
After training, I bathed and then went home with the hockey mats.
I'm not one. XD
I was kinda thinking alot on the bus.
Kwek went "Why so emo?"
Hahahaha.

Ahh, I kinda felt down today.
BUT NEVERMIND,
HAZIQ'S BACKKKK!
But there's school tmrw.
And double whammy, NO FLOORBALL TMRW.
How unloucky can this get?
BOOOOO.
So today had fun at madrasah,
I was high again hahaha.
After that went home,
I slept coz my back was giving me problems again.
And I overslept, so didn't go for that celebrity's wedding.
Dalina Jaffar.
The oldest 2 kids stayed at home lol.
I was a good boy, and did my homework.
And now, I've got to sleep.
School zomg!

OMG.
CRISIS.
THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
I LOST MY BLACK PEN. AND MY BLUE ONE.
How am I supposed to do homework?
OMG CRISIS.

I'm so sorry I haven't been posting.
Sec 3 life is very very hectic.
Like, I come back home at 7 or 8?
Then after bathing and eating I will straight away do homework till I sleep.
So yesterday, went to see O level results.
The batch surpassed standards set by the school.
So today, came back to school with an light bag XD.
At assembly, when all the principal came onto the stage,
and greeted us.
He got a response that was way better than any other day.
The whole school was practically shouting out "GOOD MORNING SIR!"
The teachers and him laughed lol.
He knew we were expecting something.
And guess what we got?
WE COULD GO AT 9!
So 2 periods of Malay, and then dismissed!
So after school, went to parkway with Ashley.
All the shops were closed to we just lazed around.
Then at around 10.40,
Hafidz and the others came.
We went around Parkway to buy and look at stuff.
I bought an Adidas shoebag.
Then went to challenger to play more WWE lol.
After that went to KFC, where I met floorball juniors.
Then went to masjid to solat jumaat.
After smayang, we wanted to play school catching,
but due to the lack of people, I went back to Tampines.
Met the soccer dudes, Saufi, Izzat, Jordon, Ryson, Masri and Wan.
Sat with them and talked random crap!
Then went home at about 4.
I merayap alot today lol.
Oh, I just discovered that there's a big possibility that my jersey this year is going to be Adidas!
So excited, lol.
Ah, now I have to do more homework!
And somebody came back already!
I can talk to her summore haha.

Ok, today was kind of crazy.
After recess, we had like 5 FREE PERIODS.
Because Mr Anuar Ikwan had to go for a medical appointment.
And Ms Jennifer Koh had to go somewhere.
So fun lol.
I ended up playing floorball, listening to music and other crap.
After school, discovered that training had been cancelled,
so I got my friends to go watch the soccer match between VS and Bendemeer Sec.
VS trashed them sia!
Hahaha.
So then wanted to tumpang on Hamzah's car.
But I decided to slack/emo/think in the bus.
So did that lol.
But the bus was so full.
Anyway, hope you all like the new song.
Rather than techno, WHICH IS NICE.
Oh yeah, somebody went off for OBS today.
I'm going to miss her.
And no, its not you Sarah.

Today nothing much happened.
Except for the fact that my bio teacher threatened to call up my dad again.
And I went "CALL AH CALL" again.
Lol.

Sorry for the absence.
I was busy; as usual.
Let me post about life from Friday till now.

FRIDAY

The day was very slack-ish.
We had Malay at the starting of the day.
Then had the dreaded lesson;BIOLOGY!
Went to lab,
Where Yi Wei put toothpicks into the teacher's hair.
We all laughed like hell.
Then he went to tell the teacher that somebody put toothpicks in her hair.
So when we got back to class, she was like,
"OK everyone listen up. Yi Wei told me that somebody put toothpicks in my hair and I want that person to own up now. If nobody own up, I will hold you back for recess."
So Yi Wei owned up and told her "I throw it around onto people's head, so it accidentally fell on yours."
And then she said he naughty boy, and what else.
Unlike me, who was staring at the board and she claimed I didn't listen and called up my dad.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN CALL UP YI WEI'S PARENTS.
She is freaking racist.
I have continued to make her paisey till now, and will never stop.
So then after recess had English.
Wrote composition, then 1.05 went for sembahyang jumaat.
After sembahyang, a group of us, like me, Hamzah, Afi, Hafidz, Ashley, Bing Yu and James,
Or to make it shorter, all the sec 3s, were contemplating on whether to go training or parkway.
It was mainly started by me.
Who went around saying "FITNESS OR PARKWAY?"
Lol, and then if they say fitness, I'll say fitness at Parkway.
But in the end, we went for training, and guess what.
NO FITNESSSSSSSSSS!
We watched this unihockey video to introduce the sec 1s' on floorball.
Then trained in the parade square where I had to do 20 pumps,
coz I shouted out "SIAL AH!"
Lol, stupid, I know.
So played and played, it was pretty fun.
Except for the fact that my stick blade is now scraped to the max.
So saddening.
My heart's in pain.
My beloved Blast Enemy Gray, haha.
So then, went home where I fell asleep because of fatigue from the whole week.
Phew.

SATURDAY
Saturday, went to my cousin's 7th Birthday party!
Nothing much to say, but the chocolate truffle cake was fantabulously delicious.
And the sambal stingray too!
*drool*
My cousin tried to wedgie me, but then, I wedgie-ed him back.
But this time, I pulled it all the way up.
2 times!
That must have hurt.
Went back home at around 10.30pm.

SUNDAY
Madrasah today.
Was sms-ing somebody throughout madrasah lol.
And Fattah sent me trance!
So nice man.
More techno more techno!
Went back home,
then went back out at around 2.30 to get the Memory Stick for my sister's PSP.
Now, homeworking):
There's an overload of homework I tell you.

SURVEY!

Q1. do you take any pills?
Yes. Not gonna specify. =P

Q2. you doing any thing interesting tomorrow?
Well, if you call fitness training interesting, you're a retard(:

Q3. what was your elementary school called?
Chongzheng Primary School

Q4. how many hours do you work a day?
24/7

Q5. have you ever seen any giraffes?
Well, lets see. People with long necks? JERIALLLLLLLLL THE GAY ONE.

Q6. chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?
Chocolate.

Q7. where will you retire to?
The North Pole, its nice and cold.

Q8. last person you lost your temper to?
My mum.

Q9. what name will you definitely never call your kid?
Asshole Bin Haziq

Q10. how many people you know called?
5?

Q11. what are you supposed to be doing now?
Everything and anything, that has got to do with sleeping.

Q12. what's your favourite planet?
Planet X6590, somewhere in a distant galaxy.

Q13. do you ever say "your mum"?
I think so?

Q14. how about "that's what she/he said"?
Jacking/Sabo-ing people? The normal. XD

Q15. what's getting on your nerves now?
Fitness training tmrw!

Q16. are you normally quite patient?
Sometimes

Q17. do religious people bother you?
Nope. Except for those hardcore religious ones.

Q18. tongue piercing- hot/ gross
gross.

Q19. lips piercing?
do I look like I want to be some freaking bull?

Q20. is happiness a choice?
NOT CHOICE! I'M HAPPY EVERYDAY!

Q21. when did you leave school?
At 2pm today.

Q22. when it comes to opposite sex, what's your type
Non-bitchy, bimbotic is ok. Hohoho

Q23. do you brush your hair before breakfast?
Nope, my hair is short!

Q24. name 3places you will go again
home, school and tampines interchange

Q25. what's the sweestest thing a girl done for you?
This is my privacy!

Q26. if you were marooned on a deserted island, how long would you survive?
I'd start killing ants and eating them up to survive. I feel evil. =p

Q27. what colour dominates your wardrobe?
Pink!BLACK, WHITE!

Q28. what's your comfort food?
mentos sour mix.

Q29. do you ever sing into your brush pretending it's a microphone?
that's just retarded.

Q30. speaking of hairbrushes, is yours metal or plastic?
plastic? no wait, its PAPER.

Q31. is your house key silver or gold?
Silver

Q32: did you ever play pokemon?
Yeah, and I regretted it

Q33. trade cards?
Nooooo

Q34. what colour is your bedsheet?
BLUEEEE

Q35. did/does your school make you support charities?
uhuh

Q36. what music did you listen to 5 years ago?
Malay songs.

Q37. what colour ink do you usually write in?
Black/blue

Q38. how do you style your hair?
Naturally. Mohawks on special occasions.

Q39. who did you spend your last christmas with?
Family.

Q40. if you were cast in a movie, would you be lead role/someone important/irrelevant/NIL
I'd be like king kong, getting to thump my chest. That rocks.

Q41. aliens are going to eliminate one country, which country would you prefer?
Particularly the white house with bush inside.

Q42. who cooks your dinner?
Maid

Q43. george bush, a moron or someone doing his job?
A moron doing his moronic job(:

Q44. what tv show should be cancelled even before it was viewed?
Why gays like guys.

Q45. how many kids do you want?
4

Q46. are you happy with life?
Pretty much

I know I've not been posting as often.
Sec 3 life is hectic, I tell you.
Homeworks, trainings, tuitions.
That's craziness.
So, yesterday had training.
We had like, a bit of fitness training after the training.
Today, started off well I guess.
Chemistry is fun.
Geography is fun.
Mr Ikwan is pretty much good.
Malay, was well, ok.
Except that I didn't bring my Malay textbook&workbook.
Then A Math, we were doing work halfway when the fire alarm went off.
The anticipated fire drill.
I faked panic and starting shouting around "THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!"
Lol.
So, went to the field.
Hafidz, Dzafir and Hamzah are around the same register number as me.
So we sat next to each other.
I got to corrupt them, hohoho.
Maut diorang!
So after school, went back with Hamzah, Afi, Syakir and Yi Wei.
Me, Syakir and Yi Wei alighted at Eastpoint to go eat at Banquet.
They wanted to study, but decided not to.
So after that, I went for tuition.
Quite fun, with Fareez, his sister, and Ashraf there.
So after that went home.
Did homework.
Now, just relaxing.
Tomorrow's physical torture.
Conditional training, floorball.
Means we're doing seven heaven and all.
Haiz.

Today, I was really irritated by my bio teacher.
Its like, I was paying attention and all.
And her teaching is like, so very fucktarded.
We all don't understand a freaking thing.
So I was trying my best to absorb her teachings.
Then she came up to me,
"Eh boy, what's your name? Stand up. Never listen to my instructions."
WEEK 3, SHE'S OUR FORM TEACHER, STILL DUNNO NAME.
AND WHAT THE FREAKING HELL IS WRONG.
JUST BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THE DEFINITION OF OSMOSIS TO BE WRITTEN ON THE BOARD BEFORE I COPIED IT DOWN, DIDN'T FREAKING MEAN I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
Chiiiiiiiibai.
And I had to stand for like, 10 minutes?
And she threatened to call my parents.
So like, those boys behind me who were SLEEPING, did nothing wrong lah.
Only me.
Then, I took out my textbook out of the class cupboard.
And she started the shit all over again.
Cannot keep book inside cupboard lah, what fuck.
I just smiled at her.
I couldn't give a freaking damn, really.
Then she said she would call my parents.
I answered back, "Call lah, call!"
Then I told my friends "I don't give a damn."
Like, such little things want to call parents.
So what, when she catches me for low socks next time, she call my grandparents?
O.O
Exactly like some primary school kid.
So then, after school went back home.
My dad was home, and then he asked me,
"Just now what you do during biology?"
I just casually answered back,
"Study ah. Dumb bio teacher anyhow accuse me. Dah lah her lesson takde orang paham, Haziq nak concentrate pun dia cakap Haziq tak dengar."
That translated means, 'Her lesson nobody can understand, then I want to concentrate and learn properly, but she accuse me anyhow."
So then my dad said ok and that was the end.
My dad rocks lah, he always like that lol.
So after that, went for science tuition.
Talked to Haziyah some time after tuition.
Lol, fun talking to her.

Hohoho.
Shitass;
I overslept and missed my match at Republic Poly.
Nevermind, wasn't compulsary for me to come anyway.

Today's training was fun but sucks at the same time!
Will explain later.
So before training, went to eat at Parkway.
Then walked around, and we decided to go to Challenger.
What did we do there?
We played WWE on the XBOX360.
Freaking fun sia, bash here bash there.
Then my friend went like,
"Haziq stop it! Pity me ah!"
I laughed like hell, ahahahaha.
So then me, Ashley, Hafidz, Hamzah went for floorball,
leaving Taufik, Wisnuh and Fawwaz, who played the XBOX360.
Took 76, then we reached at like, 4.15pm.
Training started at 4, and Mr Amir seemed to be in a bad mood.
So we rushed to change and all, and straightaway did drills and all.
After some time, he divided us into 2 groups.
So I was included in one group with all the DSA boys and everything.
The sec 1s, 2s and some of the 3s had to do SEVEN HEAVEN!
While we played matches.
My heart was like going"YAYYYYY" lahhhh.
Hhahaha.
So it was kinda tiring, we had to sprint like crazy!
But I scored many nice goals, so it was worth it.
I find I play better as a defender than a forward.
So then, the guys who went for seven heaven came back, then we played more matches.
Much more fun this time round.
But then, after that we were divided again, and I got into a group with bloody noobs, except for Hafidz.
That time, I got really frustrated while playing.
Positioning, gone.
Basic Control, gone.
Basic LISTENING, gone.
Those, are my juniors.
Damn bloody blur.
There are 4 people who play in a line, so then, all 3 others wanted to go for goal.
I was left alone defending.
So when I got the ball, I solo-ed and then, when we lost the ball, I would be the one who runs back and defends.
The others, all stand and slack.
I got really frustrated.
Then when like, the 3rd goal was conceded,
I was so pissed off that I hit my stick very hard on the floor.
Even the guys in the other team, like Hamzah, asked me to relax.
And I kept on swearing, lawl.
I seriously wonder how C Div's gonna cope this round.

Oh my god!
A-Math is hard!
I am stressed, lawl.
Its like, matrixes, indeces, surds, blahblahblah.
Can die I tell you.
So yesterday, I skipped floorball because my mum didn't let me go.
So I went merayap abit, then went home.
Did my chem homework till 10pm.
Today, lessons were pretty much ok.
After school, went home with Syakir.
Ate at Macs, then went for Math tuition.
My tuition teacher explain also, I don't understand.
SO CONFUSING.
Haha, so stressful you know.
Lucky I have my pencilbox, which is a severe stress reliever.
See?
My trustworthy stress reducer.
And in school, a few of my friends keep banging their heads.
Good what.
Later they bang, and then faint.
When they faint, I can go steal their stuff.
So when they wake up, they get more stress.
Hohoho.

Had like, PE today.
So suay, first day, already do 2.4km.
My legs were already aching from the 5hrs of floorball yesterday.
But I got around 12 minutes.
Pretty good for some tired shit.
Then, after school, I told D&T teacher that the 9 subject combination wasn't my choice.
So I dropped D&T.
Went to the hall.
Seeing so little people there,
like Ashley and Clement, I went to help out with the floorball trials.
But then, I discovered that Clement had to go for his air rifle.
So it was left with me and Ashley.
2 courts, 2 FREAKING PEOPLE.
So we had to referee for about 3.5hrs.
I was already so fed-up by then.
Like, one time, this indian kid was saying something like,
"Ref, foul ah! He use leg."
And like, other crap which pissed me off.
And he was like, talking THROUGHOUT the match.
So I went up to him and said,
"Boy, can you shut up? You referee or I referee? Who's making the descisions?"
After that he kept quiet.
Irritating stuck up faggot.
So then, went home with Ashley and Kyle.
But they stopped at Bedok to ride MRT.
So went solo the rest of the way.
This fatigue is causing my bad mood, so sorry.
And to all those people I've offended.
I'm sorry.
For those who don't forgive me,
no worries.
Its all up to you.

Life, is never empty of obstacles.
Its just like a solitary rocky path.
You overstep one rock, and another one will come sooner or later.
All you have to do, is to overcome it.
I wonder why, my life sucks now.
Its not exactly my fault that they liked me.
And then, get angry at me just because I don't like them back?
But then, I still have my family.
My band of close friends.
That's all that matters.
If I lose these two, life would be meaningless.
So then, I guess, my life should be spent;
getting my family and close friends closer.
So then, if we get problems, we can rely on each other.
Life sucks, I can't do anything about it.
Did I do something bad, earlier on in life?
Maybe its karma doing its magic.
Well, we never know.

So today, after school, sec 1 had trials.
We set up the boards, and I refereed most of the matches.
The whole thing ended at about 6.
Just when I thought we could go home,
we had training.
Until 7.30pm.
I was swearing like hell, coz it was very very late.
So bathed and rushed back to Tampines with hockey&soccer mats.
Then went to popular to get the orange file for Geog.
And then, got home at about, 9.15pm.
And its just the starting of the week.
I'm so screwed.

My dad woke me up at about, 9.
He said we were going to the beach, so yeah.
Bathed and got ready.
At about 10.30, we went out.
Over there, I did not do much.
I didn't really feel like playing in the sand because of my back.
So I just lied down on the hammock and stoned.
So after some time, I bought kites for my siblings.
Then I bought one for myself.
I played it.
SO FUN MANSZXSZXSZXS.
So then, it started raining and we went home.
Later on, went to Syakir's house.
My parents wanted to go there ah, so I tagged along.
Then went to the spectacle shop.
My sister bought new specs,
I changed frame, but kept my transitions lenses.
Coolded, new frames!
NO MORE MAT FRAMES.
NO MORE WHITE!
HOHOHOH

Lol, my form teacher is the worst of the worst.
Like during attendance taking, she called my name.
I raised up my hand and said "here".
She looked around and finally noticed me.
And what did she ask?
"ARE YOU HERE?"
And she was looking right at me.
That is freaking dumb LOL!
Ok, so today, we had another attire check.
I passed because my hair is like, so short. XD
Then had chemistry.
It was ok.
The first topic was basically a revision of last year.
Kinetic Particle Theory.
Then we had Humanities.
And we got MR ANUAR IKWAN
He come into the class only, shout at us.
First lesson.
Tsk, what a sucka!
So then had recess, ate with my old classmates.
Miss them loads sia.
After recess had Higher Malay.
Since cikgu went for sec 1 camp,
we were left teacherless.
MAYHEM!
But shiok uh.
After Malay had A Math.
Was pretty confusing, but other than that, its ok.
After school went merayap with Syakir.
I saw Nurin at Tampines Interchange.
Then Umaimah and some old CZ friends in Macdonalds at CC.
And Aqida sms-ed me, saying her friends saw me at Tampines Interchange.
And Azhari also saw me at Macdonalds CC.
Lol, so many people.

First day of school was kinda ok, I guessed.
Started off the day by looking at the nerdy/geeky/NOOB sec 1's.
Heheh.
Long pants zomg.
Can show off the senior status!
HOHOHO.
Ok, one word to describe the sec 1's is:
NOOBLETS!
Heheh.
Some of them were wearing their top buttons.
Some of them were wearing such high pants.
Some of them wore such long socks.
TSK.
Its time to corrupt juniors yet again. XD
So then went back to class, tried looking around for ______.
Then went to parade square.
Had this LONGLONGLONG speech by Principal & VP.
So then went back to class.
Got to know some people.
My form teacher is so very URGH.
She's the environmentalist with the fashion disaster, as I always name her.
So then after that, went for recess.
Gosh the gang was like, EVERYWHERE.
So then got to sit with a few only.
Then like, I tried looking around for ______ again, but he couldn't be seen.
So then, talked to a few of my friends, went up to class and played around with my floorball stick.
Then our A MATH teacher came in.
Zomg he's such a boring, monotonous person.
My friends around me were pretty much SLEEPING.
I did that too. =D
So then we did some simultaneous equations.
Pretty easy though.
After A Math, went to Malay.
We were all scared that Cikgu Marliana would be taking over Cikgu Shyamira,
but Cikgu Shyamira came.
WOOHOO!
So then didn't do much in class.
Just decorated or smth.
Time flew so fast, and I had to go off already.
So, waited for Saufi and Luqman,
then, me, Hamzah and Afi went for floorball.
But before that we went to pray at the 8th floor.
Met Hafidz Wisnuh Fawwaz Ziyad Dzafir there.
After praying, I went like,
"EH, FIRST DAY LONG PANTS. TAKE PIC THEN POST ON BLOGS!"
Heheh.
Coolded, right?
So then, went for floorball.
It was kinda slack, but still, tiring.
My back was NOT helping.
So then, after that went to shower, and change back into uniform.
Went back home and reached home at around 7.45?
What a hectic first day(:

SCHOOL'S TOMORROW.
I KNOW.
ITS ABIT LATE TO REALISE.
GODDAMN.
HELLO FRIENDS!
BYEBYE FREEDOM.
BYEBYE 2G'07.
HELLO 3E'08.
NEW FRIENDS.
NEW LIFE.
NEW PANTS.
NEW ME.
NAHHHH,
same old me guys.
No worries.
(: